I didn't think the Mc Rib was that bad, provided you had plenty of sauce on it. I shall trek the mile and a half to the outskirts of town to our McDo to see what is going on. They used to have an outlet in the town centre, but high rents, and the opening of a multiplex cinema/bowling/franchise resturaunt park on the outskirts of town (and it is an awful place!) persuaded them to move.
So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend kris kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don't stand underneath when they fly by.