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You Are a Risque Christmas Card
"You have as much Christmas spirit as anyone else, you just don't take the holidays all that seriously.
Flying reindeer? A creepy old dude who brings presents? Elves? Christmas is just asking to be made fun of.
You'll take any chance you get to inject a little fun into the holidays. Even if it means being a little bad.
You can't help but be naughty this time of year. Hopefully Santa won't take it personally!"
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Whoa! I don't think I selected anything particularly salacious. Maybe because I am not a Christmas card person and just send emails.
"I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys." ~Charles Dickens