Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A. Frostbite
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A. Frostbite
"Hail him who saves you by his grace,
and crown him Lord of all."
why dont angry witches ride their brooms? They're afraid of flying off the handle
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetit !
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
What's a monster's favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo
Where do spooks water ski? On Lake Erie
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghoster
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch
When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone
Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up
Where did the goblin throw the football? Over the ghoul line
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Spare ribs
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet? Boo-ties!
What is a ghost favorite article of clothing? Boojeans
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I'm bone to be wild!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?A sand-witch.
What song does Dracula hate?"You Are My Sunshine"
What type of monster really loves dance music?The boogieman
Last edited by mina553; 09-13-2012 at 08:10 PM.