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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Back home again in Indiana

    :snow: Kids' Joke

    Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

    A. Frostbite

    "Hail him who saves you by his grace,
    and crown him Lord of all."

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Trinidad / west indies
    why dont angry witches ride their brooms? They're afraid of flying off the handle

    Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
    No body

    What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
    Bone appetit !

    Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
    Dayscare centers

    What's a monster's favorite play?
    Romeo and Ghouliet

    What do witches put on their hair?
    Scare spray

    What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

    Where do spooks water ski?
    On Lake Erie

    What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
    Pumpkin Pi

    What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
    The roller ghoster

    How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
    With a pumpkin patch

    When does a skeleton laugh?
    When something tickles his funny bone

    Why was the mummy so tense?
    He was all wound up

    Where did the goblin throw the football?
    Over the ghoul line

    What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?

    Spare ribs

    What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?

    What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?

    What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
    I'm bone to be wild!

    What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
    Hoblin Goblin

    What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
    A sand-witch.

    What song does Dracula hate?
    "You Are My Sunshine"

    What type of monster really loves dance music?
    The boogieman

    Last edited by mina553; 09-13-2012 at 08:10 PM.

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