What's so funny, frosty? :)
Santa wants a jigsaw puzzle of the Northern Lights
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What's so funny, frosty? :)
Santa wants a jigsaw puzzle of the Northern Lights
just the way you said it merry..:elf1:Quote:
Originally Posted by Merry Christmas Darling
santa wants to go on a cruise after christmas.
lol...funny is what I see in the mirror
Santa wants to take frosty on a cruise except frosty doesn't swim! Gotta wear his life jacket. Oh, wait, frosty still has to stay on ice!
LOL..merry...Quote:
Originally Posted by Merry Christmas Darling
santa wants everyone to have MERRY christmas..
Santa wants a prime rib dinner
santa wants a turkey sandwich to munch at..
Santa wants olives and pickles on the side and then a piece of pumpkin pie with real whipped cream
santa wants a nice cold beer..
bigger chimneys
santa wants all the boys and girls to be on the nice list...
Santa wants a figgy pudding
santa wants a big (((hug))))
Santa wants to trim his beard
Santa wants a zip-out liner for his coat
santa wants a bowl of soup..
Santa wants some garlic bread with that bowl of soup
Santa wants a puppy
santa wants to build a snowman..
Santa wants Rudolph's nose to tone it down a bit
santa wants mrs clause to bake him a cake..
And Mrs. Claus will, no doubt, be happy to oblige!
Santa wants her to sit and have a slice with him.
santa wants an ice-cream sandwich...:santahat:
Tell him to look in my freezer compartment.Quote:
Originally Posted by frostythesnowman
LOL!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Merry Christmas Darling
santa wants a cut and blow dry..
:elf1: Santa wants a pedicure, too.
This really happened the other day. I saw a young priest (RC, I think) walking out of Hobby Lobby pushing a cart full of treasure chests and carrying a lion and lamb sculpture under his arm. I said, "WOW!"
He answered, Yeah, I really made out today."
So I said, "No lion."
He chuckled and said, "You're right."
A few minutes later he brought the cart back and noticed a framed nativity scene which he was closely examining. I commented that Mary got a perm (I'd never seen her painted with curls before). His reply? "She probably got her eyebrows waxed, too."
:hopxmas:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...merryQuote:
Originally Posted by Merry Christmas Darling
santa wants a complete new red suit..
If he misbehaves, he's getting a green one!
That made my day! LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by frostythesnowman
LOL!!!!..Quote:
Originally Posted by Merry Christmas Darling
santa wants more tea breaks on christmas eve night
bet it did merry...:elf1:Quote:
Originally Posted by Merry Christmas Darling
Santa wants to speed up those deliveries so he can be home in time for breakfast
Santa wants a back rub from Mrs. Clause lol
santa wants hot chocolate in his flask this year..
Santa wants membership at a gym
santa wants a trampoline for christmas
Santa wants rum & coke
This year Santa wants to sleep a little later than 4am!!!!!
Santa wants to be half done by 4:00 am, Mike!