santa wants mrs clause to bake him a cake..
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santa wants mrs clause to bake him a cake..
And Mrs. Claus will, no doubt, be happy to oblige!
Santa wants her to sit and have a slice with him.
santa wants an ice-cream sandwich...:santahat:
:elf1: Santa wants a pedicure, too.
This really happened the other day. I saw a young priest (RC, I think) walking out of Hobby Lobby pushing a cart full of treasure chests and carrying a lion and lamb sculpture under his arm. I said, "WOW!"
He answered, Yeah, I really made out today."
So I said, "No lion."
He chuckled and said, "You're right."
A few minutes later he brought the cart back and noticed a framed nativity scene which he was closely examining. I commented that Mary got a perm (I'd never seen her painted with curls before). His reply? "She probably got her eyebrows waxed, too."
:hopxmas:
santa wants a complete new red suit..
If he misbehaves, he's getting a green one!